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A few things to remember. DTLA is not Hollywood and it’s not Silverlake. Stop trying so damn hard. You can be yourself at MOST places in DTLA with no worry at all of standing out. Of course if your trying to attract someone, be your very best self. There are some notable exceptions.
Most of the suit and tie daytime places stay suit and tie at night. That means if you’re going to Noe, wear a button up. No jacket is needed if the weather is nice. Bottega is dress to impress but don’t feel like you need to, they’re happy for all the neighborhoodie biz. Crocker, Edison and The Standard all have dress codes, as do most of Cedd Moses’s places. Just don’t be a slob at Cedds, have some style and no baseball caps and you’re good. For the others, make sure your shoes aren’t tennies, your shirts got buttons and you’re hatless.
LA Live is a Hollywood extension at all their late night drinking and partying spots so just follow the standard old Hollywood rules, more girls than guys, buttons ups, blah blah blah. Everywhere south of The Core is no dress code at all, including the brand new sick Warehouse District spot Villians so come as you are.
It’s like an episode of South Park. When did this small backwards skid-row adjacent neighborhood start attracting Hollywood Celebrities and what can we do to get rid of them?? Now granted, some of them are super cool, like Benetio Del Toro. Some of them don’t really live here, like Johnny Depp. Some of them like Giovani Rabissi would be here even if they weren’t celebrities… and then we get to the really dangerous ones. The reality stars (not the competition stars, the famous-for-being-famous stars).
Yes, a cast member from The Hills is coming to our tiny little town. I’m frightened. I know you are too. Why you ask? It’s what follows them that scares me. Their sheep. God forbid the day there’s a line at Broadway Bar with paps outside and cameras following around the psudo-stars inside. Now mark my words, this will happen to DTLA. It’s our destiny.
As we grow into our rightful place among the worlds most metropolitan cities we will have to learn how to tolerate people of all types, even douchbags. I just thought I had time. I thought we all had time.
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Restaurant Review : Pete’s Cafe & Bar (American) DTLA *8 out of 10*
Pete’s is the most consistent restaurant I’ve found in DTLA so far. The food is technically sound, textbook-American great. I must say, it never fails to satisfy.
Everything is pretty darn tasty but you must try the BACON CHEDDAR FRIES. I can’t see how it can get much better than this. My husband and I tell ourselves that we’re not going to order them but we can never resist. Arghhh…no will-power! They’re gooey, flavorful and definitely addicting.
Pete’s is always busy and is abuzz with urban energy that is DTLA. The ambiance is good, their portions are filling and their prices are reasonable. This place has definitely become a downtown staple.
It hurts me to write headlines line that. I’m the consummate Downtowner. I want every business down here to succeed, and The Falls is no exception. However, I can’t help feel, every time I’m having a beer at Spring St., that it’s a piece of Hollywood transplanted to our happy little small town. A Hollywood club in the middle of our picket fence community just doesn’t seem to make sense. In fact, it’s a bit odd. Dress codes and lists confuse my little DTLA mind. Not to mention that the bar staff is rude. Just uniformly typical Hollywood rude. No one’s in the bar, but you’ll-still-have-to-wait-till-I’m-done-chatting-with-the-one-other-person-in-here kinda rude.
But wait you say, “Isn’t Exchange LA just a bigger douchier version of The Falls, like right next door?” No, I would respond to you. Exchange is dark most nights, focusing on only private events until they launch more local centric and huge name DJ events open later in the year. Smart. I digress…
How can we support our local bar The Falls? I mean it is just the right size for DTLA. It’s got some really awesome design elements, and from local artists even. And after all, we are all over at Spring St. way too much (feels a mental slap across the face from Spring St. GM Michael). I think the only logic thing we can do is hope management puts in some really great new staffers, and then take the place over. Anything is fun with all your friends, and with the size of this place I think you and 7 friends could set this Hollywood bar straight, and back on the path of being one of us. The successful small town lounge I’m sure it really wants to be.
Better get busy rising!! Brunch is at 11am and anything but fresh egg bread for the french toast wont do.
4th looks so good! Thanks LaTanya!
The Polaroid book layout continues…
There’s more of them in Downtown LA than any other. Chances are, if you live in an affordable loft in Historic Downtown (remember that consistent branding - keep it up people), you live in one of Barry’s buildings. Mr. Barry Shy has the shittiest of shitty reputations in DTLA, and rightfully so. He has been sued by countless numbers of tenants (mostly in his for-sale buildings rather than his rental units), and is generally regarded as an impediment to DTLA retail (word on the street is he just won’t spend anything on ANYTHING).
But what’s it really like to live in one of his buildings as a renter. This is small town living and word gets around. You might be considering sending one of your friends to one of his buildings cause you want them to join the neighborhood, but at an affordable rate. But they’re your homie and you’re not looking to get involved in the drama if they get screwed. So lets bottom line it here.
One - the newer buildings are way better than the older ones. period.
Two - it’s really hard to beat their prices, but don’t trust their price per square foot, they’ve been sued too many times for it to ever be considered accurate
Three - service is not their speciality, don’t expect a building that gets involved, it’s like Southwest with BS buildings, no frills, low prices
Three - The hallways are weird and might smell, no idea why they do in these buildings more than others.. but they do
Four - if you’re young, and chill, and pretty no frills yourself, you probably wont ever meet Mr. Shy or notice anything wrong with your loft, you’ll pay your rent on time and party with your neighbors.
Five - if you’re not down with the above, move on.
Mike Garman Dominated Tonight!!
It was a total SHUTOUT!! Garmans Rule!
Julianne Moore preps for a scene on The Rowen stairs! #Dtla
CSI shooting at 5th n spring! Thanks for the craft service matt!! @mattcredle #Dtla #csi
Gettn ready to put the Polaroid book together!!
More of the gypsy fashion show at one of my favorite venues St. Vibiana.
Gypsy fashion show at St. Vibiana. Awesome venue.
For those of you who are new to my column, I’m a long time Historic Downtown resident (that’s what we’re supposed to call it by the way “Historic Downtown” according to the DCBID - repeat it - consistent branding is important people!). Anyway, not to date myself, but I DO remember when there were NO lines in DTLA. That is no longer the case.
It’s not all bad, lines mean that people want to come down here, are willing to wait, and are helping our local economy. However, we are just a small town. If you were in the picket fence version of DTLA, lines and dress codes would seem ridiculous. The goal in small towns is to get the locals in and keep em coming back. Sending away a regular because the shoes they’ve got on are the raggedy Vans that they love does not bode well for repeat business.
There’s got to be a happy medium. Luckily, we’ve already got one. The DTLA Resident Card can help business owners identify locals, and guess what they are already using it! (Shameless self promotion here as my company runs the program) Exchange LA, already has a Locals Line and its FREE before midnight. Next time you’re waiting in line at somewhere super cool in DTLA ask em if they’ve got a Locals Line, maybe they’ll add one!
Now back to the dress codes. Sometimes you just gotta keep the riff raff out. Dress codes are the best way to do this. DTLA owners listen up! A consistent door staff who is empowered get to know the locals, make exceptions to the usual rules, and is above all friendly will carry these clubs the rest of the way to keeping their neighborhood business.